Police in southwestern Ohio say a police chief mistakenly shot himself in the thigh after giving his daughter a gun safety lesson.

Barney Fife is on the job

You can lead a horse to a tree lighting ceremony, but you can’t prevent it from turning the night into a giant cluster.

Accident dims tree lighting

Drunk squirrel tries to climb tree

This squirrel in a Minneapolis neighborhood gets drunk from eating fermented pumpkins.

When a wealthy businessman’s wife got lost in her Mercedes on the way to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, she did not stop to ask for directions.

Instead she stopped at a supermarket, bought two bottles of wine and promptly downed them.

Drunkest driver police had ever seen

By the year 2020 the United States Army is planning on having 30 percent of its forces made up of robots.

The term robot means “everything from self-driving trucks up to what you would conventionally think of as a robot,” explained Bill Smart, a military expert at Washington University.

Robotic Army