“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
“The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”
- Rodney Dangerfield
“Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.”
- Marilyn Manson
Statistician:
A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits
that under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.
- Evan Esar