It’s take your daughter to work day! At least for this Washington State Dad it is. And what kind of job does this Daddy have?

Why, he’s dabbling in a career as a convenience store robber.

KOMO News

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A woman called 911 in Kissimmee, Florida to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen’s.

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

The woman said she would try, and then, she said, “Yes, I got the door open.”

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A woman was cited for using the F-word in a conversation with her mother while shopping for batteries at the Wal-Mart at FM 1764 and Interstate 45 as a tropical storm menaced the Gulf Coast.

La Marque is in Galveston County, Texas.

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When the first Model T rolled off the assembly line, Henry Ford was asked what colors were available, to which he famously quipped, “You can get it in any color you want as long as it is black.”

A century later, California, the Mother of all Nanny States, is telling its citizens they can have any color they want as long as it is not black, or any other dark color, for that matter.

You see, you thoughtless dark car owners are killing the planet because your car uses too much energy to cool the passengers.

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Damon Ra Sturmey, 39, is thought to have been trying to give his fiancee a fright when he fatally shot himself three times in the chest with a nailgun.

Police say “It was a lovers’ tiff that went horribly wrong.”

Nailgun gives love a bad name

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